OneGuyFromBarlick

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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread ...

A Jewish one for Stanley A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Moishe.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Moishe Glickman. There’s a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you neede...

Head lamps have been killing bugs for a long time

How about one of these next :-

A very interesting half hour, nice lathe conversion in the latter half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8J-LB8OTIQ

I have always lived in the country, and unlike many people i do not find the smell of muck spreading offensive, it is part of lifes cycle

Wiggler ?, , i know from past work places odd name are given by the workers to certain objects / places , one place i worked in ground shale to a fine powder with rollers and pan to make clay, the area it was in was called the "smut hole "

Laying board for a speed attempt bicycle ?

Stanley, i bet the original owners are turning in their graves at this expense ?
https://themanc.com/news/this-historic- ... RzL0C6nYyo

The first Rolex Oyster on test, it's astronomical !!

Meat processors in Ireland also have high rates of infection !
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/health/ ... -1.4248743

Thats me finished with Tate & Lyle , some great pictures of old machinery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXM6XYQiTY

Makes you think !!

Pregnant Prostitute … Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute, "Do you know who the father is?" She replied, "If you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart!

The Agony of Aging … On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back."

Smile while you listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=4TYueM_mLPw

Stanley, nostalgia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EXxrm_zmfg

Used to drink it straight from the cow when i was milking, and how many today make milk puddings using "beastings", a great nutritious dish.

F.F. I. = free from infection

Stanley, did your dad get a FFI ?

Stanley an interesting read, those old time engineers could do anything all without computers !!
https://www.practicalmachinist.com/vb/a ... de-375071/

Everyone a John Lennon Airport as been quarantined , Imagine all the lonely people !

Paddy, Mick and Murphy scooped the prizes in the local pub raffle. The first won a crate of beer, the second won a side of pork and the third won the booby prize, a toilet brush. The following week they met for a drink and the first remarked, "Well, that was a bit of luck last week", said ...