OneGuyFromBarlick

Limp along Lesley, Rockfist Rogan, Alf Tupper, these guys showed that you could succeed without a grand life style !

Riddling corn ? ?, something for the older readers, Whitehall, one ,two ,one, two, , could ring a bell for someone !

Horizontal bandsaw ?

Stanley , an interesting read of a factual occurrence on becoming a marine engineer:-
https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id= ... 1up&seq=21

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: Where did...

So I just got back home from work. My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth😳. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits🤔. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits🤦‍♀️. So I took the rabbit away from my...

Re low alcohol drink, i can recommend this a real taste of ale from it:-
https://int.erdinger.de/beer/alkoholfrei.html

Thank you ,bodger

Burying Ebola victims, is this not putting a possibility of a reemergence?, I would have thought cremation a safer option

Indoor fireworks, they created awful smells !

A man was walking down a street one day, when up ahead he noticed little Johnny wearing his fireman’s hat. He was sat in a little red toy truck. It appeared that the truck was being pulled by a Labrador dog. When the man got closer to Johnny, he noticed that Johnny had got a piece of rope tied round...

In the 1940 s at primary school there was a book with pictures of non white children, the teacher used to collect pennies for the "black babies" , anyone else have this ?

Piggin, nowt to do wi porcine creatures. ?

A word i haven't heard since i was a lad " shoave" = sandwich, " if thart ungry mek thisen a jam shoave"

Why did we collect rose hips during the war ?

We had one in the 1940s

I enjoy the sound of Stephanie ? on BBC news, makes a change to hear a Northern accent, whilst on about sounds, one that we don't have any more, the "humming" of telephone wire,
An expression i do not hear now a days "cronk" as in to cronk down, ie do a squat

From Facebook,
For the first time ever we could see the end of May before the end of April ?

" and give them the benefit of a small warm glow!" The reverse, where i served my time, not jail, we had a fitter nicknamed Snuffy from his habit, as a group but individually we would walk past his workbench and tell him in different forms that he wasn't looking well with in an hour he would clock o...

I also used one,it was for a down to earth job in the house

Ian i assume you got a couple of quid from me last month ? Tony

Tombstone epitaphs 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who like...

Stanley an interesting site for "old" things http://www.junktionantiques.co.uk/galle ... es-Engines

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who is the boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased, he disposes ...

How Would You Describe Couple Sex? Image For How Would You Describe Couple Sex Joke An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old en...