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Post by chinatyke » 06 Apr 2020, 05:11

No malaria?
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Ask the cartoonist in Uganda China. I thought you might like that... :biggrin2:
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Post by Big Kev » 06 Apr 2020, 13:49

If you click on the image it's much clearer :-)
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Post by PanBiker » 06 Apr 2020, 15:49

:biggrin2: :laugh5: :good:
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Post by Stanley » 07 Apr 2020, 03:08

That is a terrible joke but oh so funny :laugh5:
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Post by Tizer » 07 Apr 2020, 09:48

I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner".
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Post by Cathy » 07 Apr 2020, 09:55

I like 3 out of the last 4.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. :)

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Post by Big Kev » 07 Apr 2020, 11:19

I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".

Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
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Post by Cathy » 07 Apr 2020, 13:17

:laugh5:
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Post by Tizer » 07 Apr 2020, 14:34

Big Kev wrote:
07 Apr 2020, 11:19
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
That would be good as an advert for promoting hearing aids!

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Post by Big Kev » 07 Apr 2020, 15:08

Tizer wrote:
07 Apr 2020, 14:34
Big Kev wrote:
07 Apr 2020, 11:19
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
That would be good as an advert for promoting hearing aids!
Pardon? :-)
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Post by Stanley » 08 Apr 2020, 02:24

That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical!
Reminds me of the bloke who finished up with the 8" pianist.....
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Post by plaques » 08 Apr 2020, 07:35

That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical! I had to sit and stare at it for a good few minutes before the penny dropped. i thought it was me being a bit thick, never thought of the being logical get out clause. Does Kev have a Londonish accent?

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Post by Big Kev » 08 Apr 2020, 07:52

plaques wrote:
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Does Kev have a Londonish accent?
I do indeed, we only ventured north in 2004.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

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Big Kev wrote:
08 Apr 2020, 07:52
plaques wrote:
08 Apr 2020, 07:35
Does Kev have a Londonish accent?
I do indeed, we only ventured north in 2004.
He was taking up to much room in overcrowded London so came here where we have plenty of space for big blokes. :biggrin2: :extrawink:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Big Kev » 08 Apr 2020, 13:07

I think I should have put the skeleton joke in Mystery Objects :-)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by Tizer » 08 Apr 2020, 15:57

I got it straight away Kev - perhaps I've been in the south too long! :smile:

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Post by Stanley » 09 Apr 2020, 02:15

I like that one P.There comes a time when our bodies aren't really fit for public display.
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