No worries, chacun à son goût. I didn't think it was particularly funny, I'm with Tripps and postmodern irony
Old fashioned clean jokes
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I don't think so but I am aware of it. My catering pack size of L&P is gone now. It lasted me for ages.
Here's the current line up of my 'piquantising' collection.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Mine's broadly the same. Haven't tried the Henderson's yet.
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I bet you haven't got Kicap Manis. It's Indonesian and has soya sauce and traycle in it. very interesting
I bought it by accident when I first started doing internet shopping from Morrisons.
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My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I was a machinist all my working life and so was my father before me.
But looking back over the generations it's clear that my ancestors were skilled at many different trades.
One of the most interesting of these is way way back on my mothers side and they were wig makers to the rich and famous.
I'm lucky enough to be in possession of one of the original pieces of equipment they actually used back in those old times.
It's an old family hair loom.
(sorry)
But looking back over the generations it's clear that my ancestors were skilled at many different trades.
One of the most interesting of these is way way back on my mothers side and they were wig makers to the rich and famous.
I'm lucky enough to be in possession of one of the original pieces of equipment they actually used back in those old times.
It's an old family hair loom.
(sorry)
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Another good one Mick....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!
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The old ones are always the best Mick!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Ha!you could replace that caption with Boris on the scales and the medical scientific community at the far end.
Ian
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Sloppy caption - what's a 'climate denier'
The Wikipedia entry for Galileo Galilei is worth a look.
The Wikipedia entry for Galileo Galilei is worth a look.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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That's a good one and very appropriate, Stanley.
Kev, your cartoon is good but I suspect it's a bit too close to reality, judging from how many people fall for very obvious scams!
Kev, your cartoon is good but I suspect it's a bit too close to reality, judging from how many people fall for very obvious scams!
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
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A lot of the 'jokes' I share are very close to reality
Kev
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I met a girl last night who runs a battery kiosk at a kids playground.
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Born to be mild
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Ego Lego
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My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Good God Man! But yes, it's clever.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!