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The recent news that a fifth '"vaccination" will be available for crumblies this Autumn has made up my mind that one of these is a good investment. Might prevent pneumonia due to wandering around the bowls club in the cold with no shirt on. :smile:
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I don't think that would do David. Perhaps a zip round the top seam and a detachable sleeve?

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Weve had this one before, but it's so good it'll stand repeating.

Ian will know where it came from today. :smile:

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me ? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be a IT expert," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
Well," answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed me even more."
The woman below responded,
"You must be a Tory Minister."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going! You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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:biggrin2: .... That's clever, accurate and funny, never come across it before.
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And as I am sure you are well aware Ken, that is too close to the truth to be funny!

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It took a second or two but I got there Kev..... :biggrin2:
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Me also and Sally has made miles of the stuff. :laugh5:
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Brain exercise :biggrin2:
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From Piers Morgan

Is this when Aunty Meghan arrived ? . . . .


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I see Brenda has her new walking stick sent down from Cumbria by the Army.....
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Both good ones..... :biggrin2:

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Th'art reet lad..... :biggrin2:
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