Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by **Big Kev** » 15 Oct 2021, 13:36

Stanley wrote: ↑15 Oct 2021, 13:17 Kev... I knew that but didn't think it was at all funny. Sorry about that!

No worries, chacun à son goût. I didn't think it was particularly funny, I'm with Tripps and postmodern irony

Post by **Tripps** » 15 Oct 2021, 14:47

Stanley wrote: ↑15 Oct 2021, 13:17 do I remember you once telling me about Henderson's Northern Relish made in Sheffield? I

I don't think so but I am aware of it. My catering pack size of L&P is gone now. It lasted me for ages.

Here's the current line up of my 'piquantising' collection.

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Post by **Stanley** » 16 Oct 2021, 02:44

Mine's broadly the same. Haven't tried the Henderson's yet.

Post by **Tripps** » 16 Oct 2021, 10:57

Stanley wrote: ↑16 Oct 2021, 02:44 Mine's broadly the same.

I bet you haven't got Kicap Manis. It's Indonesian and has soya sauce and traycle in it. very interesting

I bought it by accident when I first started doing internet shopping from Morrisons.

Post by **MickBrett** » 16 Oct 2021, 18:11

I was a machinist all my working life and so was my father before me.
But looking back over the generations it's clear that my ancestors were skilled at many different trades.

One of the most interesting of these is way way back on my mothers side and they were wig makers to the rich and famous.
I'm lucky enough to be in possession of one of the original pieces of equipment they actually used back in those old times.

It's an old family hair loom.

(sorry)

Post by **Big Kev** » 16 Oct 2021, 20:23

Post by **Stanley** » 17 Oct 2021, 02:30

Another good one Mick....

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Post by **MickBrett** » 23 Oct 2021, 23:00

I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!

Post by **Stanley** » 24 Oct 2021, 02:18

The old ones are always the best Mick!

Post by **PanBiker** » 24 Oct 2021, 09:00

Ha!you could replace that caption with Boris on the scales and the medical scientific community at the far end.

Post by **Tripps** » 24 Oct 2021, 10:04

Sloppy caption - what's a 'climate denier'

The Wikipedia entry for Galileo Galilei is worth a look.

Post by **Big Kev** » 24 Oct 2021, 12:56

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Post by **Tizer** » 25 Oct 2021, 09:52

That's a good one and very appropriate, Stanley.

Kev, your cartoon is good but I suspect it's a bit too close to reality, judging from how many people fall for very obvious scams!

Post by **Big Kev** » 25 Oct 2021, 10:27

Tizer wrote: ↑25 Oct 2021, 09:52 Kev, your cartoon is good but I suspect it's a bit too close to reality, judging from how many people fall for very obvious scams!

A lot of the 'jokes' I share are very close to reality

Post by **Tripps** » 25 Oct 2021, 18:21

I met a girl last night who runs a battery kiosk at a kids playground.

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Post by **Stanley** » 26 Oct 2021, 02:22

Good God Man! But yes, it's clever.

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Post by **Stanley** » 01 Nov 2021, 03:50

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