Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That one's gone over my head Cathy..... Sorry.....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
It’s for people that don’t like having to process their shopping thru the self-serve till. They prefer to have a check-out operator do it for them .
Maybe the self-serve till hasn’t reached Barlick yet.
Maybe the self-serve till hasn’t reached Barlick yet.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
The Co op has them. I choose not to use them as I don't work there either
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I do the same as both of you, I won't do self serve. However I have never equated it with working there but I can see why...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I'm working on an idea for a chain of Elvis themed steak houses. It's for people who love meat tender.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
When I first started farming at Harrod's Farm we kept hens in huts with wire netting cages on the end about the same size as the floor plan of the hen hut. Every morning on my way back from taking the milk down to the stand I used to drag the huts forward enough to put the hens on fresh grass and open the bob hole to let them out. Same principle but on a larger square!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Oh, so true and it isn't funny. Most of the gardens in East Hill Street are paved and I have the only large section of soil so guess what!
Here's another kind of joke.....
Here's another kind of joke.....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Whoah Black Betty,
Totally lost on this. Unless its a play on words Lam-a Bam the words used in the song 'Black Betty'
No wonder I failed my 11+.
Totally lost on this. Unless its a play on words Lam-a Bam the words used in the song 'Black Betty'
No wonder I failed my 11+.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Oh - well spotted by someone.
Reaches for his copy of "The Land Where The Blues Began" by Alan Lomax.
Don't believe it for a minute. . .
Reaches for his copy of "The Land Where The Blues Began" by Alan Lomax.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Here's the real Ram Jam
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Me too. At least we know where the name comes from now though.
That Turpin character seems to have got around a bit didn't he?
PS I was going to show a picture of The Pack Horse pub in Failsworth, which is 18th Century and has a set of steps to get on your horse "actually used by Dick Turpin on his ride to York". Everyone local knew that. We used to mount imaginary horses on the way home from the matinee at the Pop.
No one paused to wonder why he went via Manchester on his historic gallop from London to York.
Anyway - its now two houses with a security company between them - so too sad to post the photo.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
All this thread went completely over my head except for the fact that I remember the Ram Jam Inn on North Road.
Does this mean I am a sad old git?
Does this mean I am a sad old git?
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
This was a puzzle at first -then I tried it with a cockney accent.
Remember that? It's how Londoners used to speak once upon a time.
I was in an East End butchers and they sell sausages made from pandas.
I know this because the lady in front of me asked for two .
Remember that? It's how Londoners used to speak once upon a time.
I was in an East End butchers and they sell sausages made from pandas.
I know this because the lady in front of me asked for two .
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