Old fashioned clean jokes
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It turns out that 60’s rocker Steppenwolf was an assumed name.
He was born Toby Wild
He was born Toby Wild
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It took a few seconds Mick but the penny dropped eventually!
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Born to be mild
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Clever and funny....
David, my problem is I never know if these things are spoofs or not..... If it is, it's too near the truth and effectively is what we were getting from Johnson supporters yesterday.
David, my problem is I never know if these things are spoofs or not..... If it is, it's too near the truth and effectively is what we were getting from Johnson supporters yesterday.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I think they've lost track and no longer know whether they're supposed to be doing spoof or troof!
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
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Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza in my oven tonight...
I Should have used aloha temperature.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Shall I get my coat?
I Should have used aloha temperature.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Shall I get my coat?
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Taxi for Mr Brett.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Last night police arrested two men, one for swallowing fireworks and the other for eating a car battery.
They charged one but let the other one off.
They charged one but let the other one off.
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I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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I ordered a Chinese meal to be delivered last night.
When the bloke pulled up outside the house I went out to pay him.
As soon as I approached his car he jumped out and started shouting "Isolate, Isolate" at me.
I looked at my watch and said to him "Nah mate, actually you're a few minutes early"
When the bloke pulled up outside the house I went out to pay him.
As soon as I approached his car he jumped out and started shouting "Isolate, Isolate" at me.
I looked at my watch and said to him "Nah mate, actually you're a few minutes early"
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
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Well done.
It doesn't happen too often these day, but that made me literally laugh out loud. . . .
Still smiling. . .. . . . Bernard Manning (before his blue period) meets Ken Dodd.
It doesn't happen too often these day, but that made me literally laugh out loud. . . .
Still smiling. . .. . . . Bernard Manning (before his blue period) meets Ken Dodd.
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It's a matter of a pinion.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Breaking news: Once more, finding his master caught without his trousers, Dylin helps Boris Johnson escape...
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It's got beyond a joke now. Who buys his shorts for him?
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Boil it in water until it's Bill Withers.
I think I’ve been doing Motown jokes for about three years.........
Maybe Four Tops
Boil it in water until it's Bill Withers.
I think I’ve been doing Motown jokes for about three years.........
Maybe Four Tops