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It turns out that 60’s rocker Steppenwolf was an assumed name.

He was born Toby Wild
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It took a few seconds Mick but the penny dropped eventually! :biggrin2:
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Here seems the best place for this - :smile:

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I have to like that one! :biggrin2: :laugh5:
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Clever and funny.... :biggrin2:
David, my problem is I never know if these things are spoofs or not..... If it is, it's too near the truth and effectively is what we were getting from Johnson supporters yesterday.
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I think they've lost track and no longer know whether they're supposed to be doing spoof or troof! :smile:
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Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza in my oven tonight...

I Should have used aloha temperature.




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Taxi for Mr Brett..... :biggrin2:
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Last night police arrested two men, one for swallowing fireworks and the other for eating a car battery.


They charged one but let the other one off.
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:laugh5:
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I ordered a Chinese meal to be delivered last night.
When the bloke pulled up outside the house I went out to pay him.
As soon as I approached his car he jumped out and started shouting "Isolate, Isolate" at me.

I looked at my watch and said to him "Nah mate, actually you're a few minutes early"
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:

Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
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Well done.

It doesn't happen too often these day, but that made me literally laugh out loud. . . . :laugh5:

Still smiling. . .. . . . Bernard Manning (before his blue period) meets Ken Dodd. :smile:
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:biggrin2: :good:
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It's a matter of a pinion.....
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It's got beyond a joke now. Who buys his shorts for him?
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?


Boil it in water until it's Bill Withers.

I think I’ve been doing Motown jokes for about three years.........

Maybe Four Tops
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