Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Brilliant! I loved that. Very imaginative..... (Did you notice the bloke who jumped in the saddle and took over from his lady?)
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Someone was desperate for a ride Cathy.....
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That was funny! I guessed there was something under the lid.... (The bottle wasn't worth the effort anyway....)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A Jewish man was congratulated by his friend on reaching his 60th wedding anniversary. "Tell me. What's the secret?" "I took my wife to Jerusalem 30 years ago". "And that's it?" Ah said the man, "You didn't allow me to finish. I go back to collect her this week!"
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That reminds me of the photos I put on OG that I took at the Bakelite Museum so I thought it would be appropriate to add a link to the page - but all the images have disappeared, I guess during one of those glitches in the past. LINK
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
No images Tize.
Re glitches, I had to log-in last night, then again this morning, and again just now.
Extra internet traffic, probably.
Re glitches, I had to log-in last night, then again this morning, and again just now.
Extra internet traffic, probably.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
They have all the old gallery reference URL's which need updating.
Ian
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch, I guess."
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch, I guess."
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Plagiarism!chinatyke wrote: ↑11 May 2020, 06:28 While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better,
but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
No, 85 year old memory! Give me a break!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
They're images on the OG server, not links to the Bakelite Museum web site.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Ignore the second pic
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Is there a limit of one per shopper on that last item?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
PE have an I Spy pic this week of a sign outside a barber's shop. It says 'One Haircut per person'.
Maz, you'd only need one I think....
Maz, you'd only need one I think....
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Well...there might be a “two for one” offer!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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