Old fashioned clean jokes

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

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[PanBiker]

[Stanley]

Nice one Kev.....

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

That's a clever cartoon and very appropriate!

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

I added a bloke on Facebook, called Buster, as a friend as we shared a mutual interest in 1970s glam rock bands.Recently he keeps sending me loads & loads of videos of the 1970's group, The Sweet. Although I do like the band I've already got all the videos, I've asked him to stop but he won't. I've since tried to 'unfriend' him but he keeps coming back. Does anyone know a Way? There's got to be a Way, To Block Buster.

[Cathy]

[Stanley]

[Tripps]

Odd that seeing this reminded me immediately of this site. . .

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[Stanley]

Nice, I like that David....

[plaques]

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[Stanley]

A good question Ken and remember the public voted them in!

[Stanley]

Steve Bell's cartoon on the occasion of the Education Act of 2006. It would seem that 15 years hasn't made much difference!

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

Paraprosdokians were apparently a Winston Churchill favourite, but what the heck are they?
Here are some...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

They begin the evening news with ‘Good Evening’, then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

You do not need a parachute to skydive unless you want to do it again. ()

[Stanley]

All true....

[Stanley]

The rabbi was angry about the amount of money his congregants were giving to charity. He prayed that the rich should give more charity to the poor.
“And has your prayer been answered?” asked his wife.
“Half of it was,” replied the rabbi. “The poor are willing to accept the money.”

[Tizer]

On the radio this morning, the news that Star Trek's Spock was going to have his pointy ears auctioned. Apparently the Sunday Times reported it under a headline like: `Onward to the final front ears'.

[chinatyke]

1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years
Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.

Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe .
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.

Lesson to be learned:
The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope.

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[chinatyke]

A rabbi was unsatisfied with the meagre support his congregation was giving to assist the poor. So he decided this was to be the focus of his next sermon and to appeal for more money to be given to the cause. After the service his wife asked him if he had much success and he replied "Yes, I'm halfway there already, the poor have agreed to accept the donations."

[Stanley]

"A Jewish man is shipwrecked on a desert island. He’s stuck for years. Using materials from around the island, he builds a house, a store, and a synagogue. Eventually, he’s made a whole neighbourhood. One day, he’s rescued by a passing ship. The sailors help him collect his few possessions and get ready to leave the island forever. Just before they leave, one of the sailors says, “Hey! Why did you build two synagogues?” The man rolls his eyes. “This,” he says, pointing at one building, “Is my synagogue.” “And that,” he says, pointing at the other, “Is the one I would never set foot in!”