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Joke or irony?
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Just another product of systemic incompetence. On a level with BG sending me emails that start, "we tried to send you an email but failed".

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One for Kev, a true story. I've just heard on the radio about a barber called Kevin having a small shop in London situated on the first floor at the top of a set of stairs. Over the street doorway was an arrow pointing upwards and the sign `Stairway to Kevin'.
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I like that ..... :biggrin2:

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I like it :biggrin2:

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Oh Dear.... :biggrin2:

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?


Because he was the best in his field. 😂


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Never mind Cathy, it was still witty! :biggrin2:
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:smile:
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Breath taking indeed! :biggrin2:

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Reckon she'll guess what it is?
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