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Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Very clever Cathy.....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I like that Cathy. 
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Thanks for that Cathy! Is there an equivalent featuring Michaelangelo's David? If not, could Kev create one for us? 
Is there an equivalent featuring Michaelangelo's David? If not, could Kev create one for us? Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Will this do?
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Love the expression on the dogs face.
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Grant Schapps has said there could be driverless cars on UK roads as early as next year following the successful trial of a driverless government.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A genie granted me one wish, I said I just wanted to be happy. I now live in a cottage with 6 dwarves and work in a mine.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Two good ones, Kev. Keep it up, we need it! 
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Two more good ones.....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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My sleep was interrupted by my 4 year old son last night so I phoned my mum at 2AM to ask when this behaviour stopped...
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I like the no nonsense coffee guide.
The local Tesco used to have an instore cafe with good value drinks meals and snacks. I used it quite a bit. It was replaced by a branch of Costa which they put upstairs, rather than downstairs near the entrance. Much more expensive, and a poor range of food on offer.
I went up just a couple of times, and ignoring the flowery menu used to ask for a 'cup of coffee please'.
The local Tesco used to have an instore cafe with good value drinks meals and snacks. I used it quite a bit. It was replaced by a branch of Costa which they put upstairs, rather than downstairs near the entrance. Much more expensive, and a poor range of food on offer.
I went up just a couple of times, and ignoring the flowery menu used to ask for a 'cup of coffee please'.
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