Old fashioned clean jokes

[Stanley]

It's usually the trucks that suffer Peter.... Like the one in David's photo.

[Tizer]

Nice one, Tripps!

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[Cathy]

An old couple haven’t been intimate in a long time. The husband has an idea. He takes his chances and climbs into bed butt naked and cuddles up to his wife in an attempt to get things going.
“Why are you naked?” she asks.
“I’m not naked, I’m wearing those special ‘environmentally friendly’ pyjamas, “ he says coyly.

She shudders ...
“You could have at least ironed them.”

[Stanley]

Oh dear Cathy, that is a terrible image to carry into the day.

[Cathy]

Haha, a bit like a song that you can’t get out of your mind.

[Stanley]

Quite.....

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[Cathy]

Doctor: With a gut like that, I find it hard to believe that you work-out.
Patient: But I exercise every day!
Doctor: What kind of exercises are you doing?
Patient: Well, I jump to conclusions, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backwards, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

[Stanley]

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[Tizer]

Boris Johnson and Joe Biden compete in a leg splaying contest to win two flags and an eco-friendly coffee table....

[Stanley]

Why does Cornwall have to be qualified by 'United Kingdom'? Are we getting into US speak, 'Paris France'?

[Stanley]

[Big Kev]

I was born Male, I identify as Male, but according to
Sainsburys Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding, I am actually a family of four.

[Cathy]

[Stanley]

Yes I recognise that one. Serving sizes are Lilliputian.

[Tizer]

This is a Bill Bryson quote...
Sign in opticians window: Eyes tested while you wait!

[Stanley]

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