Old fashioned clean jokes

Post by **Tizer** » 17 Apr 2022, 09:23

The Matt cartoon on today's Telegraph front page. A little boy standing in front of mum and dad saying "Yes, I've eaten all the Easter eggs but there's a war going on and we should focus on the bigger issues".

Post by **Big Kev** » 17 Apr 2022, 19:05

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Post by **Stanley** » 18 Apr 2022, 02:42

If they could they would. How about selling the Houses of Parliament and leasing them back?

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Post by **Tizer** » 20 Apr 2022, 08:51

The Matt cartoon this morning shows a shepherd in the front room of his house. His sheepdog is sitting on a stool in front of the computer and the screen shows several windows with sheep in them. The shepherd is saying `I think it's time you stopped working from home'.

Post by **Stanley** » 21 Apr 2022, 03:42

Post by **Big Kev** » 22 Apr 2022, 18:46

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Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 23 Apr 2022, 00:02

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Post by **Stanley** » 23 Apr 2022, 02:34

I like both of them. The tool joke is dead accurate, the bicycle one is very true Cathy....

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Post by **Tizer** » 24 Apr 2022, 08:43

A front page cartoon this morning. A dog is standing in front of a door and has an envelope in its mouth. The door has `1922 Committee' on its nameplate. A man has opened the door and is saying to the dog: `Dilyn? I thought you were supposed to be his best friend!

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Post by **Tripps** » 28 Apr 2022, 19:26

Time for a second career perhaps - Wedgwood tribute act plus endorsements

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Post by **Stanley** » 29 Apr 2022, 02:48

One thing is certain, if it ever happened Harry and Meghan would be straight in there supporting her.
Very little has been seen of Her Maj lately. Johnson might soon get the biggest distraction of all to help shield him from his Nemesis, the truth.

Post by **Tizer** » 01 May 2022, 09:17

Excuse me posting adverts but I enjoyed these two small banners recently at the bottom of newspaper front pages (I have no connection with Confused.com although I'm often confused these days!)

Cathy · Post by **Cathy** » 01 May 2022, 10:39

I like the worm falling in love with the mouses tail.

Post by **Stanley** » 02 May 2022, 03:23

Not too sure about the samples though!

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Post by **Tripps** » 03 May 2022, 12:22

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