Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
First week of Wimbledon and I followed Nigella Lawson's recipe, lightly dust the strawberries with icing sugar and pile cream on top.
Pile cream does not enhance the Wimbledon experience
Pile cream does not enhance the Wimbledon experience
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Very funny, Kev!
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Apparently this is true, not a joke. The BBC has put a trailer video for an upcoming nature programme on somewhere like Facebook or YouTube but the censor algorithm went overboard and the voice-over said `Let's see how many blue [beeeep] are in the nest box this year'. You'll be glad to know the BBC complained and managed to get the unexpurgated version allowed!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Reminds me of the hilarity my US students descended to when they found we had a pudding called spotted Dick.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I've missed Tommy Cooper.
Mind you, the egg knocked his hat off!
Mind you, the egg knocked his hat off!
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I could never understand whether he was a serious bad performer or a bad serious one. I think that was his intention....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
For some reason that makes me think of the Titanic!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Indeed.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Again Cathy....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Sunak won that one....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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In a piece about Nigeria I heard mention of Good Luck Jonathan*, former President of Nigeria. It brought to mind our very own Good Luck Johnson, President of England!
*Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan GCFR, GCON. Wikipedia says: Jonathan's government has largely been described as corrupt. According to The Economist, corruption flourished under the Jonathan administration, "who let politicians and their cronies fill their pockets with impunity." Well, at least that wouldn't happen here, would it?
*Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan GCFR, GCON. Wikipedia says: Jonathan's government has largely been described as corrupt. According to The Economist, corruption flourished under the Jonathan administration, "who let politicians and their cronies fill their pockets with impunity." Well, at least that wouldn't happen here, would it?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Unfortunately it's true. Would that it was only a joke!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
There is more than a little truth in that Cathy.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I've got hold of some fake covid vaccine passports if anyone fancies going clubbing.
£3 each or 2 for a Pfizer
£3 each or 2 for a Pfizer
Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Oh dear...
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