Old fashioned clean jokes
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If we are doing weird...
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I got yours Cathy but Kev's went over my head.....
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I got yours Cathy but Kev's went over my head...
Short arms and deep pockets also applies to toilet paper.
Short arms and deep pockets also applies to toilet paper.
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Hopefully when Kev comes back , he will explain his joke.
I think it says that the dinosaur can’t reach the toilet paper.
I think it says that the dinosaur can’t reach the toilet paper.
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The dinosaur reached the peak of evolution but then found it couldn't use its short little arms to reach the toilet roll while sitting on the loo! In fact there's been a lot of disagreement over the years on why the dinos did continue to have short arms because they were too feeble to use in catching or eating prey. The massive jaws and teeth were all it needed. If they'd not had that unlucky day 65 million years ago those arms might have become vestigial and then disappeared forever. But one branch of the dinosaur family grew them larger and with feathers and then took to the sky!
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Both Cathy and Tizer are spot on. My humour moves in mysterious ways.
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Bit too Mysterious for me at times. I am a simple minded old bugger!
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And me Cathy!
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Nice one Cathy!
I've just read Wendy's post where she mentions `the delicate scent of pigs from the next door neighbour's sheds'. That reminded me, I must keep an eye on the Flight Radar web site - with all the promises from Truss and Sunak there should be the chance of spotting some pigs in flight!
I've just read Wendy's post where she mentions `the delicate scent of pigs from the next door neighbour's sheds'. That reminded me, I must keep an eye on the Flight Radar web site - with all the promises from Truss and Sunak there should be the chance of spotting some pigs in flight!
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A subject for JMW Turner?... *
[*He painted the bright red sunsets resulting from the Krakatoa eruption.]
[*He painted the bright red sunsets resulting from the Krakatoa eruption.]
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Born to be mild
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
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Haha
How long did that take you to type Kev?
How long did that take you to type Kev?
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You'll have Roget coming after you for royalties!
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