Old fashioned clean jokes

[Stanley]

[Cathy]

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[Stanley]

I like it Cathy.

[Stanley]

Is Raab the new Grayling?

[Tizer]

That cartoon is too close to the real thing!

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

You put that one on about a week ago, Stanley - are you hinting that we aren't paying enough attention?

[Stanley]

O dear! Senior moment Peter! Try this one.

[Stanley]

A cartoon from the Netherlands.....

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

A lorry driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his wagon over three motorcycles."

[Cathy]

An oldie but a goodie

[Stanley]

That's what I thought Cathy as I posted it!

[Cathy]

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[Big Kev]

[Big Kev]

Scientists have successfully made a car that can run on Parsley.
They are now attempting to make trains that can run on Thyme.

[Stanley]

[Tripps]

The camera cannot lie - as we used to say . . . .

[Stanley]

Very clever!

[Tripps]

We also used to say words to the effect that "If my auntie had a beard she'd be my uncle"

I think that needs a bit of a re-think these more enlightened days.

[Stanley]

[Stanley]

[Tizer]

That's topical. Apparently truck drivers are going to lose their licences if they damage bridges. It's happening too often now. (That's not a joke, it's news.)

[Tripps]

I knew this would come in handy. . . .

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