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Very good, China, thank you. :laugh5:
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:biggrin2: :good: good one China
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Clever! :smile:
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Topless chicks in mini skirts. . . . :smile:

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You are supposed to whisk them them up when making cakes. :extrawink:
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This made me smile
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But the bottom dimension is 6 feef so maybe that is OK.
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I doubt if they are all true but they are still funny Cathy.
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That's a good one, so true!

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Clever.... :biggrin2:
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...and suddenly there's four more stomachs to feed...and no more rumen the inn. :smile:
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:laugh5: Very clever.
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'Tympanites of the paunch or rumen' Posh name for bloat in cattle. I always remember it because there was a notice on the wall of the dairy at Harrods Farm when I was a pupil. That's where I learned about the trocar and cannula. Such an interesting life....
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I hate it when people can't let go of the past.

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Stanley wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 03:40 'Tympanites of the paunch or rumen' Posh name for bloat in cattle.
Presumably called so because the bloated area would sound like a drum when tapped?
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Tize, Have you been watching The Yorkshire Vet ?
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Yup, you've got it Peter.
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Cathy wrote: ↑09 Mar 2021, 12:28 Tize, Have you been watching The Yorkshire Vet ?
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