Old fashioned clean jokes
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It made me smile
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Specs Drugs and Sausage Rolls.
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Nice one David! 
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Night shift handing over to the early morning shift . . . . . . out. 
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My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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Nice one David.....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Nice one.... 
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Message from Chequers...
Does anyone want a booking for a wedding party? We've just had a cancellation.
Does anyone want a booking for a wedding party? We've just had a cancellation.
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
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Reduced basket at B & Q.
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Ego Lego
Preferred pronouns - Thou, Thee, Thy, Thine
My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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I like both of those....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Unfortunately I here that is only too true.....Can you remember when £1 per litre was a shock?
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Sorry I'm late I missed the
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good
money for later in life. Bob Hope
money for later in life. Bob Hope
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Jesus was walking through the desert, when he met an old man.
"What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus.
"I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago."
"How did you lose him? What happened?"
"I had one son- not by birth, by a heavenly miracle. He had tremendous struggles with temptation. At one point, he even died, and came back to life!"
Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this really be his father?
"One last question: Are you by any chance a carpenter?"
"I am!"
Jesus rushed forward and embraced the old man.
"Father, it is I! I've missed you!"
The old man smiled.
"I've missed you too, Pinnochio!"
"What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus.
"I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago."
"How did you lose him? What happened?"
"I had one son- not by birth, by a heavenly miracle. He had tremendous struggles with temptation. At one point, he even died, and came back to life!"
Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this really be his father?
"One last question: Are you by any chance a carpenter?"
"I am!"
Jesus rushed forward and embraced the old man.
"Father, it is I! I've missed you!"
The old man smiled.
"I've missed you too, Pinnochio!"
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I got my friend an elephant for his room.
He said thanks.
I said don't mention it.
He said thanks.
I said don't mention it.
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