Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
for both....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That's a quacking good joke!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
This made me smile. . . .
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Overheard comment.
I don't believe in child labour but sometimes they're the only ones who can fix my computer.
I don't believe in child labour but sometimes they're the only ones who can fix my computer.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Kev....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
You beat me to that comment Ian....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I've had this saved for a long time -seems appropriate to show it now.
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Last edited by Tripps on 02 Aug 2022, 10:17, edited 1 time in total.
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My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Wonderful David. As a long time Snoopy fan it pleases me as well as making me smile.
Remember, I am a graduate of Camp Snoopy!
Remember, I am a graduate of Camp Snoopy!
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Later.... see THIS report which I proffer as a sick joke....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
A good advertisement for privatisation
The term I heard to describe BP was 'it boils my piss'. Apologies for the profanity but it does.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Did you hear the exec saying that good years balance out the bad...?
Nye Bevan had the answer, we should have control of the commanding heights of the economy and that doesn't mean nationalisation, there are other ways to do it.
Nye Bevan had the answer, we should have control of the commanding heights of the economy and that doesn't mean nationalisation, there are other ways to do it.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
An even bigger joke is Exxon's profit for the same quarter, $17.6 billion, twice that of BP and up by 273% on the same period last year.
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Meanwhile the poorest in society are drowning in debt and nobody is doing anything meaningful about it. We need government subsidies for food banks, a general increase in benefits to make up for the £20 a week that Sunak clawed back and compulsory stays in poor households for key politicians. People are slowly dying of deprivation and stress out there and they haven't got a voice.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I'm afraid all my music when I was young is even older than that. It is too ancient to be considered for the 'Oldies' station Cathy.....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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