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The old ones are always best Kev. :biggrin2: :good:

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The commentary made me laugh out loud.
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Brilliant :laugh5:
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I wonder who taught him, not a skill they teach at Eton or Oxford.
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The comment under this is that Peppa Pig would make a better PM than Johnson. That view will go round the world.
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Carole Midgely in The Times tells how she's been talking to an elderly lady who had her handbag stolen by a young guy while she was walking in the park. Midgley asked if there was much money in the bag and the lady replied: `No, he'll get a surprise, there was only the bag containing my dog's poo!'
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The comment under this is that Peppa Pig would make a better PM than Johnson. That view will go round the world.
The current joke going around social media is Peppa Pig going to Borisworld and not being impressed.
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He'll be giving Eton and Oxford a bad name....
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As mentioned in my comment above
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:biggrin2: :good:
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I agree, that's bloody brilliant! :biggrin2:
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:good: But they could analyse it to see what I'm thinking. :geek: (Gulliver's Travels)
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Amazon are already doing that..... :biggrin2:

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I like that one - very simple but very pertinent! :good:
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