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:biggrin2: :good: for both....
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:good: That's a quacking good joke! :smile:
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This made me smile. . . .

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Overheard comment.

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:biggrin2: Kev....

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Ha! we don't often get Chemical/Mathematical jokes. :smile:
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You beat me to that comment Ian.... :biggrin2:

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I've had this saved for a long time -seems appropriate to show it now. :smile:

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Wonderful David. As a long time Snoopy fan it pleases me as well as making me smile.

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Later.... see THIS report which I proffer as a sick joke....
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Stanley wrote: 03 Aug 2022, 05:14 Later.... see THIS report which I proffer as a sick joke....
A good advertisement for privatisation:upside_down:

The term I heard to describe BP was 'it boils my piss'. Apologies for the profanity but it does.
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Did you hear the exec saying that good years balance out the bad...?
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Stanley wrote: 03 Aug 2022, 05:14 Later.... see THIS report which I proffer as a sick joke....
An even bigger joke is Exxon's profit for the same quarter, $17.6 billion, twice that of BP and up by 273% on the same period last year.
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Meanwhile the poorest in society are drowning in debt and nobody is doing anything meaningful about it. We need government subsidies for food banks, a general increase in benefits to make up for the £20 a week that Sunak clawed back and compulsory stays in poor households for key politicians. People are slowly dying of deprivation and stress out there and they haven't got a voice.
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I'm afraid all my music when I was young is even older than that. It is too ancient to be considered for the 'Oldies' station Cathy.....

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