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Good grief!......
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Vladimir Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...
"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."
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As with all the good jokes, a large element of truth in it.

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Indeed.....

This was in PE yesterday....

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I'm glad they aren't on my shopping list.... :biggrin2:

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Q. In the early 1960's TV series Sergeant Dixon worked at Dock Green police station. But where did he live?

A. Letsby Avenue
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April Fools Joke ?
A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the toilet seats.
A spokesman was quoted as saying
“We have nothing to go on.”
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Too good not to steal. . . . :smile:
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Spot on! :good:
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Sounds about right, I am going to share this on Facebook , should start an interesting conversation :biggrin2:
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Re. 70s cartoon. I thought it was accurate as well....
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