Yesterday morning, I bought two six packs of beer on sale at Aldi.
I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.
I stopped at the petrol station where a drop-dead gorgeous,
almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a
light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a
sexy voice, “I am a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be
interested in trading sex for beer."
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
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"What kind of beer you got?”
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Told them next time you can get your own bloody sausages!!!!!
