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:laugh5: Clever....
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Cathy wrote ?? I'll second that and raise you two ????
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The great unwashed are always looking for an excuse to not wear a face mask...
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Still non the wiser. 🤔
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It would appear I'm not as Horation as I thought
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Maybe it’s an acquired understanding...
went right over my head 🙄
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Not everyone does satire Cathy, it's an acquired taste :good:
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Over mine as well Cathy.... Sorry Kev, I don't get it..... And don't patronise me about satire! :biggrin2:
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I assume it's a satirical reference to the anti-maskers and anti-vaxers that believe terrible things will happen if they wear a mask or get vaccinated. :smile:
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Tizer wrote: ↑02 Dec 2021, 16:51 I assume it's a satirical reference to the anti-maskers and anti-vaxers that believe terrible things will happen if they wear a mask or get vaccinated. :smile:
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That's probably what the nurse said to Boris Johnson when she gave him his vaccination. :extrawink:
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I had to laugh when he said that he had the vaccine at the same hospital that he was treated for Covid at. That will be the one where he must have had a miracle cure because he was only in for a couple of days from memory. :extrawink:
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PanBiker wrote: ↑03 Dec 2021, 16:33 I had to laugh when he said that he had the vaccine at the same hospital that he was treated for Covid at. That will be the one where he must have had a miracle cure because he was only in for a couple of days from memory. :extrawink:
I presume it's BJ you're referring to? He was admitted to hospital on April 5th 2020, moved to intensive care on April 6th, for 3 nights, and discharged on April 12th.
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Not sure if my sense of humour is understood, I must move in different circles :biggrin2:

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:laugh5: :good:

I'm on the same wavelength Kev. :extrawink:
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I got the pirate connection with Star Wars Kev....
I got Ken's as well. That was my biggest laugh yesterday when I heard what Macron had said about Johnson.... The comment was made in a private meeting with Mr Macron’s advisors when discussing the migrant crisis, with the President referring to Mr Johnson as a “clown.” It is alleged his exact words were: “It is very sad to see a great country, with which we could do so much, led by a clown. Johnson has the attitude of a knucklehead."
The Express of course leaps to Johnson's defence but most other people had a quiet chuckle and got on with the day.
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I looked up the French for knucklehead: tête de poing.
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Boris the clown made me smile
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