Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 02:50
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Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 05:11
No malaria?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 05:13
Ask the cartoonist in Uganda China. I thought you might like that...
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 13:09
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 13:49
If you click on the image it's much clearer 
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Posted: 06 Apr 2020, 15:49
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Apr 2020, 03:08
That is a terrible joke but oh so funny
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Apr 2020, 07:15
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Apr 2020, 09:48
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner".
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here".
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner".
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here".
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Apr 2020, 09:55
I like 3 out of the last 4.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Apr 2020, 11:19
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Apr 2020, 12:45
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 02:24
That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical!
Reminds me of the bloke who finished up with the 8" pianist.....
Reminds me of the bloke who finished up with the 8" pianist.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 07:35
That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical! I had to sit and stare at it for a good few minutes before the penny dropped. i thought it was me being a bit thick, never thought of the being logical get out clause. Does Kev have a Londonish accent?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 07:52
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Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 08:19
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 13:07
I think I should have put the skeleton joke in Mystery Objects
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 15:57
I got it straight away Kev - perhaps I've been in the south too long! 
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 Apr 2020, 16:55
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Apr 2020, 02:15
I like that one P.There comes a time when our bodies aren't really fit for public display.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 Apr 2020, 17:44