Old fashioned clean jokes
- Stanley
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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No malaria?
- Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Ask the cartoonist in Uganda China. I thought you might like that...
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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If you click on the image it's much clearer
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- Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That is a terrible joke but oh so funny
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner".
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here".
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner".
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here".
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I like 3 out of the last 4.
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
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I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here.
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That would be good as an advert for promoting hearing aids!
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That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical!
Reminds me of the bloke who finished up with the 8" pianist.....
Reminds me of the bloke who finished up with the 8" pianist.....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical! I had to sit and stare at it for a good few minutes before the penny dropped. i thought it was me being a bit thick, never thought of the being logical get out clause. Does Kev have a Londonish accent?
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He was taking up to much room in overcrowded London so came here where we have plenty of space for big blokes.
Ian
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I think I should have put the skeleton joke in Mystery Objects
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I got it straight away Kev - perhaps I've been in the south too long!
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I like that one P.There comes a time when our bodies aren't really fit for public display.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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The floggings will continue until morale improves!
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