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No malaria?
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Ask the cartoonist in Uganda China. I thought you might like that... :biggrin2:
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If you click on the image it's much clearer :-)
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That is a terrible joke but oh so funny :laugh5:
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I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
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I like 3 out of the last 4.
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".

Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
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Big Kev wrote: ↑07 Apr 2020, 11:19 I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
That would be good as an advert for promoting hearing aids!
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Tizer wrote: ↑07 Apr 2020, 14:34
Big Kev wrote: ↑07 Apr 2020, 11:19 I asked my wife to rate my listening skills, she said "you're an 8 on a scale of 10".
Why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton, I have no idea.
That would be good as an advert for promoting hearing aids!
Pardon? :-)
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That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical!
Reminds me of the bloke who finished up with the 8" pianist.....
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That skeleton joke fooled me for a while. I think my mind is too logical! I had to sit and stare at it for a good few minutes before the penny dropped. i thought it was me being a bit thick, never thought of the being logical get out clause. Does Kev have a Londonish accent?
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plaques wrote: ↑08 Apr 2020, 07:35 Does Kev have a Londonish accent?
I do indeed, we only ventured north in 2004.
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Big Kev wrote: ↑08 Apr 2020, 07:52
plaques wrote: ↑08 Apr 2020, 07:35 Does Kev have a Londonish accent?
I do indeed, we only ventured north in 2004.
He was taking up to much room in overcrowded London so came here where we have plenty of space for big blokes. :biggrin2: :extrawink:
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I think I should have put the skeleton joke in Mystery Objects :-)
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I got it straight away Kev - perhaps I've been in the south too long! :smile:
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I like that one P.There comes a time when our bodies aren't really fit for public display.
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