Please yourself as Mr Howerd used to say. Oh dear - see below for complications. . . .

AS promised -
PS The teflon memory strikes again/Mentioning Frankie Howerd reminded me of a show for the troops he gave in Singapore along with Shirey Abicair - the Australian zither girl. I recall some of her numbers were out of character - and had quite adult lyrics.

In 1965, Abicair's EP, "On the Nursery Beat", was released. It was a number of nursery rhymes put to a Mersey beat. During 1965 she did a tour with British comedian Frankie Howerd to entertain the personnel of HMS Albion and 848 Naval Air Squadron, at Sibu airfield, Malaysia,[18] and other British forces stationed on the Malay Peninsula and in Sarawak, Borneo, during the unrest there.[19] This tour was filmed and later released as a TV special "East of Howerd". During 1966–67 she released a number of more mature songs on record including her version of the Gerry Goffin–Carole King song "So Goes Love'" and Paul Simon's "Flowers Never Bend with the Rainfall". She had previously, in the early 1960s, released three albums of folk songs.[20][21]
PPS - and even more amazing it's on Youtube. Indulge me here. Looks like the heat played havoc with his syrup.

East of Howerd