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Accurate but cruel Cathy! :biggrin2:
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Cathy wrote: ↑13 Oct 2023, 00:27:smile:
I had that one waiting in my collection Kev.
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Cathy wrote: ↑13 Oct 2023, 04:15
Cathy wrote: ↑13 Oct 2023, 00:27:smile:
I had that one waiting in my collection Kev.
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If I've understood that correctly Cathy, it's very cruel......

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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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In preparation for Halloween...
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This is not a joke. Over the last few months I've lost about 20 lb. Finished up at 141 lb. Eyes sunk, face drawn with no cheeks, looked absolutely terrible, (still do). My doctor came to see me. I commented on how I would appear to other people. Never mind you'll be OK for Halloween. :laugh5:
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plaques wrote: ↑14 Oct 2023, 17:38 Never mind you'll be OK for Halloween. :laugh5:
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Plaques, good to see that you haven’t lost your sense of humour 😊
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That was funny Ken! But the best bit about the message was.... "My doctor came to see me" :biggrin2:

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Let's test people's music memories :biggrin2:
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Or even Love?
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Dan Syng….. Dancing 🤔
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I thought it was quite a well known song by The Nolan Sisters from 1979. The lyric is 'I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing'
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