Old fashioned clean jokes

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I like it Cathy.... :good:
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I hear you have tattoos all over your shoulders and back.

Yes, I do.

Why's that?

Sometimes, when people are sad, they just need a shoulder to crayon.

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That's terrible Kev! :biggrin2:

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Bubble gum hadn't been invented when I was in the market Cathy so I was never in any danger of experiencing this..... :biggrin2:
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From Daily Star front page 29/12/24. It seemed appropriate for the Jokes thread! :smile:

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I have always rejected what used to be called 'The Internet of Everything' before we knew about AI. The idea of allowing a .smart fridge' to order my food is light years away from my ideas about how to run my life!

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:biggrin2: :good:
I never bother with them Cathy, I have all year round aspirations to be nice and good!
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(But he's in the sun in Madeira..... )
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Man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime he wants.
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Oh Dear! :smile:

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I got it right away Cathy. :biggrin2: :good:
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???? :smile:

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