Old fashioned clean jokes
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Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Both good but too near the truth....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
One safeguard adopted by some was lead weights in the hem of the kilt to hold it down. Older heavier cloths meant that it took very strong winds to lift kilts.
I am reminded of an old rhyme... "The wind, the wind, the naughty wind. It blows our skirts up high. But God is just, he sends the dust that blinds the bad man's eye!"
I am reminded of an old rhyme... "The wind, the wind, the naughty wind. It blows our skirts up high. But God is just, he sends the dust that blinds the bad man's eye!"
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Nice one Peter! 
Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That re-run of the kilt pic made me question where my reply went.....
Not too sure about the piranha one, is it supposed to be a joke?
Not too sure about the piranha one, is it supposed to be a joke?
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
but the question is would they work it out in time?Stanley Challenger Graham
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Very funny, Cathy. 
By the way, have you read Richard Osman's series of novels under the title `The Thursday Murder Club'? I think they would appeal to your sense of humour!
By the way, have you read Richard Osman's series of novels under the title `The Thursday Murder Club'? I think they would appeal to your sense of humour! Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Don’t like that one Stanley, not in good taste. The one referring to the goodwill gesture.
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The film, adapted from those books, is released at cinemas next Saturday (23rd). It'll be on Netflix at the end of August. Paulette is going, with a group of friends, in Harrogate (another birthday treat).
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Heatwave News:
Very worrying times for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.
Very worrying times for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir.
Kev
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