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And me Cathy..... :biggrin2:
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The cartoon on one of the newspaper front pages today shows a car with parents in the front and kids in the back. Dad is saying "Our Chinese car wants to play I-Spy!" :smile:
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Sorry Cathy, that's left me baffled..... :biggrin2:
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Contestant's names, lasagne ravioli :biggrin2:
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I see it now...... :smile:
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DAD JOKE
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:biggrin2: but too close to the truth Cathy!

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Let's see how many get this one :biggrin2:

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Haha Haribo
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Very Clever! :laugh5:

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