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They get worse . . . . :smile:

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I agree about the diet post and like the will to live one.
I have no problems with weight gain over Xmas because I ate nothing extra. That makes me a smug B*****d! :biggrin2:

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Whatever the joke is I am not seeing it! (I'm not very good at this am I...... :biggrin2: )
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Stanley wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 09:03 Whatever the joke is I am not seeing it! (I'm not very good at this am I...... :biggrin2: )
Look at the -4, pic taken from dashboard, it’s a guy sat on the loo.
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Carry on without me.... Still can't see it!
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Gloria wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 09:09
Stanley wrote: 06 Jan 2026, 09:03 Whatever the joke is I am not seeing it! (I'm not very good at this am I...... :biggrin2: )
Look at the -4, pic taken from dashboard, it’s a guy sat on the loo.
It's the outside temperature.
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Thank God! I understand that one. (He's pushing the car...?)

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