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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 May 2020, 12:50
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 May 2020, 12:51
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 May 2020, 18:22
by plaques
Another one for the artists among OG.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 May 2020, 18:51
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 May 2020, 02:06
by Stanley
The cat is eluding me......
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 May 2020, 17:47
by plaques
No thinking required on this one, Sit back and be entertained for 5 minutes. Rowan Atkinson: Toby the Devil. A recentish You Tube. which some of you may have seen before never-the-less worth watching again.
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Toby the Devil.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 May 2020, 17:51
by Big Kev
Stanley wrote: ↑06 May 2020, 02:06
The cat is eluding me......
The one he's playing cards with?
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 May 2020, 02:36
by Stanley
Got that Kev, it's the cheating bit......
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 May 2020, 07:41
by Big Kev
Stanley wrote: ↑07 May 2020, 02:36
Got that Kev, it's the cheating bit......
Irony, I've yet to see a cat playing cards

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 May 2020, 08:17
by Big Kev
Today's hide and seek winner is...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 May 2020, 09:00
by PanBiker
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 May 2020, 09:11
by Cathy
Love it

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 May 2020, 18:49
by plaques
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 08 May 2020, 19:56
by plaques
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 May 2020, 02:07
by Stanley
The old ones are still the best P!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 09 May 2020, 20:06
by plaques
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 10 May 2020, 02:24
by Stanley
I like that one.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 10 May 2020, 04:22
by Cathy
And vice-versa. Hehe
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 11 May 2020, 06:28
by chinatyke
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think" I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better,
but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 11 May 2020, 19:55
by plaques
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 May 2020, 10:25
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 May 2020, 11:09
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 12 May 2020, 17:50
by plaques
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 13 May 2020, 02:15
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 13 May 2020, 08:25
by plaques
This is one for the ladies. Funny how exercise can becomes interesting. Well worth a watch
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