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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 21 May 2020, 20:03
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 22 May 2020, 02:05
by Stanley
:biggrin2: How true Ken but I have never seen that as a problem....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 22 May 2020, 17:39
by plaques
For those who enjoyed part one of this Advert here is the next one in the series.

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 May 2020, 03:09
by Stanley
So clever.... :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 23 May 2020, 19:53
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 24 May 2020, 02:26
by Stanley
Not a problem that affects me....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 24 May 2020, 20:40
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 May 2020, 02:49
by Stanley
Trouble is some people live like that!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 May 2020, 21:14
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 May 2020, 23:20
by Marilyn
May I borrow your cockroach? :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 26 May 2020, 02:25
by Stanley
Just pray that Mrs P doesn't find one.... :biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 26 May 2020, 20:43
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 03:04
by Stanley
:biggrin2: Very clever!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 03:24
by Marilyn
Whenever I feel Febby isn’t listening, I often finish my sentence by adding “so I thought I might just toddle off, have a hot bath and slit my wrists then...”

(Usually no response :biggrin2: )

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 05:04
by Stanley
:biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 06:15
by Cathy
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:laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 07:06
by Stanley
:good:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 07:40
by plaques
Another song quote for Cathy's post.

When she's dressed she's like Mae West, she wears two saucepan lids upon her chest
Fanlight Fanny, the frowsy nightclub queen.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 08:05
by Marilyn
“But you could have heard a pin drop, when Tommy stopped and locked the door “
( love my Kenny)

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 May 2020, 20:27
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 May 2020, 20:05
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 May 2020, 07:17
by Marilyn
That’s my husband...I recognise the arms!
Today was a lovely day, so after lunch I suggested a walk around the Garden Centre ( lovely when it is sunny). I saw that thought go straight through one ear and out the other side.
“I just have to send an email” he said, scurrying upstairs.
I didn’t see him for 3 hours.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 May 2020, 20:14
by plaques
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 May 2020, 20:14
by plaques
Here's a follow up to Cathy's 'Ode To The Spell Checker. By Frank Browning.'

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 May 2020, 22:36
by Cathy
:laugh5: