OneGuyFromBarlick

What is? The obscuration or Stanley? We can't let ambiguity creep into these important OG discussions!

A most important point Sir! (I think it's a joke in itself). What really interests me is if anyone else sees the likeness or is it just my infantile mind.

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you wish you were a better conversationalist?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you feel stressed?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it, but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side Effects May Include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Scotch, Vodka or Bourbon and of course Beer may be substituted for Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results.

LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM.

for both.

You lot are prolific with your jokes - keep `em coming!

That's a good `un!

I liked this one as well

I guess most people have forgotten about Brexit now and are too busy with virus matters.

Not you and me Peter... Funny thing is the disadvantages of leaving the EU came up in the discussions about the Intelligence Committee report. We need close and immediate sharing of intelligence with our allies.

A Jewish joke...
It was the first day of school in September and thank God, kids were back in school after a long extended summer. Mrs. Greenberg, the 10th grade English teacher was setting some of her ground rules. "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool." From the back of the room Moishie Rothenstein called out, "So, what are the words?"

This made me chuckle

Alles gut!

I like that one, it sums up a modern problem!

I thought so too.