Waiter waiter what's this fly doing in my wine? (Uco Valley Malbec Aldi / Argentina as it happens)
The back stroke I believe Sir.
Old fashioned clean jokes
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Waiter waiter what's this fly doing in my wine? (Uco Valley Malbec Aldi / Argentina as it happens)
The back stroke I believe Sir.
Waiter waiter what's this fly doing in my wine? (Uco Valley Malbec Aldi / Argentina as it happens)
The back stroke I believe Sir.
Born to be mild
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Ego Lego
Preferred pronouns - Thou, Thee, Thy, Thine
My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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Just think where it has been..... 
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Luckily I use a small glass and didn't waste much. He died happy.
Born to be mild
Sapere Aude
Ego Lego
Preferred pronouns - Thou, Thee, Thy, Thine
My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
Sapere Aude
Ego Lego
Preferred pronouns - Thou, Thee, Thy, Thine
My non-working days are Monday - Sunday
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Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
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I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK... they know me here. 
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I like that one!
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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An American friend sent me THIS. It may amuse you.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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I nearly put this in the Seen in the News thread...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
That clears up the situation nicely.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
I just got kicked out of a Facebook 'flat earth' group, I only asked if the 2M social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet...
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I just got kicked out of a Facebook 'flat earth' group, I only asked if the 2M social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet...
The only two I know who did that are Rincewind and Twoflower, Blame Wendy ????
The only two I know who did that are Rincewind and Twoflower, Blame Wendy ????
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I like the joke but don't understand the response....
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
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You will in a few days time... Try Googling .... Rincewind and Twoflower,
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Plaques, you'll understand me if I say we are in `Interesting Times'!
Nullius in verba: On the word of no one (Motto of the Royal Society)
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I've just switched from eating pheasant to venison, absolute game changer...
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I got the sack from my job this morning, I asked a customer if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
Apparently the correct terminology is cremation or burial.
Apparently the correct terminology is cremation or burial.
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I Googled.... Now I understand.
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"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Very good, Kev. Do you make them up yourself or does it result from a mis-spent life on Facebook? 
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This is why productivity is so low in the UK.....
Stanley Challenger Graham
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scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!
Stanley's View
scg1936 at talktalk.net
"Beware of certitude" (Jimmy Reid)
The floggings will continue until morale improves!
Old age isn't for cissies!