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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Jul 2020, 21:11
by Tripps
This is happening as I type. . .
Waiter waiter what's this fly doing in my wine? (Uco Valley Malbec Aldi / Argentina as it happens)
The back stroke I believe Sir.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Jul 2020, 02:44
by Stanley
Just think where it has been.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Jul 2020, 11:08
by Tripps
Luckily I use a small glass and didn't waste much. He died happy.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Jul 2020, 12:31
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Jul 2020, 12:34
by Cathy
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Jul 2020, 14:54
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 Jul 2020, 03:45
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Jul 2020, 03:42
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Jul 2020, 03:55
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Jul 2020, 04:07
by Stanley
I like that one!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Aug 2020, 04:38
by Stanley
An American friend sent me
THIS. It may amuse you.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Aug 2020, 18:13
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Aug 2020, 18:16
by Big Kev
I nearly put this in the Seen in the News thread...
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Aug 2020, 02:09
by Stanley
That clears up the situation nicely.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Aug 2020, 16:25
by Big Kev
I just got kicked out of a Facebook 'flat earth' group, I only asked if the 2M social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet...
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Aug 2020, 17:10
by plaques
I just got kicked out of a Facebook 'flat earth' group, I only asked if the 2M social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet...
The only two I know who did that are Rincewind and Twoflower, Blame Wendy ????
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Aug 2020, 02:07
by Stanley
I like the joke but don't understand the response....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Aug 2020, 07:38
by plaques
You will in a few days time... Try Googling .... Rincewind and Twoflower,
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Aug 2020, 09:31
by Tizer
Plaques, you'll understand me if I say we are in `Interesting Times'!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Aug 2020, 16:02
by Big Kev
I've just switched from eating pheasant to venison, absolute game changer...
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Aug 2020, 20:14
by Big Kev
I got the sack from my job this morning, I asked a customer if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
Apparently the correct terminology is cremation or burial.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Aug 2020, 02:16
by Stanley
I Googled.... Now I understand.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Aug 2020, 09:38
by Tizer
Very good, Kev. Do you make them up yourself or does it result from a mis-spent life on Facebook?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 06 Aug 2020, 09:46
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑06 Aug 2020, 09:38
Very good, Kev. Do you make them up yourself or does it result from a mis-spent life on Facebook?
Mostly Facebook
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 07 Aug 2020, 03:32
by Stanley
This is why productivity is so low in the UK.....
