OneGuyFromBarlick

Big Kev wrote: ↑22 Jan 2023, 17:49 I've sent you a message.

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Ken, I find I am an involuntary pedant. When you said "Mrs P wants a new three piece suit." I got this mental image of her in the full Monty but then realised you actually meant a 'suite'. Sorry Ken, I have done too much reading.

I'll probably go down in history like the Yorkshire monumental mason that was asked for a head stone with the inscription 'God, She was Thine'
After the service it was pointed out it read 'God, She was Thin' Asked to correct the missing 'e'. It came back.
E,God, She was Thin'

The old ones are the best.

Lovely Ken....

an oldie has surfaced.... News report is that Dominic Raab is now subject to 24 complaints of bullying.

Saw this yesterday - made me smile.

And they were the lucky ones!

I found this near to that picture - which for some reason made me laugh out loud. . . .

"I was at a hospital once and they served me half a chicken, gravy and mash. I asked for the vegetarian option and the woman took the chicken off my plate."

The last time I was in hospital I asked for the diabetic diet and they brought me mashed potatoes and gravy.......

I am listening to the accounts of Sunak re-arranging the deck chairs. None of the things he is doing will have any effect in practical terms on the ills of the day.
Like the workers desperate for a decent wage!
This man is less useful than a chocolate teapot.

I think this is the best looking car I ever saw. I had one as a Dinky Car a long time ago. Perhaps that's why.

I remember someone saying at the time that they were disappointed to find that the steering wheel was not hexagonal.....

Let me be the first to wish you another Happy Birthday owd chap. Soon come round again - and long may it continue to do so.

Thanks for another year of being the site stalwart, and here's a lend of my perpetual birthday card. which has also survived another year.

Happy Birthday

Thank You David! I feel honoured. Never thought I'd reach 87 years..... There is hope for everyone else yet.

Happy 87th Stanley

Just starting to catch up when he leapfrogs ahead again. Happy birthday old codger.

Happy Birthday Stanley.

Thanks to all of you..... I shall celebrate in the sunshine....

I had a very pleasant sit at the end of Albert Road on traffic duty. There was real warmth in the sun but one peculiarity was that while we were enjoying the benefit of the sun we also got a very light shower of rain. The raindrops were like jewels falling out of the sky.

Lancashire Police press conference - Senior Investigating Officer words to the effect -

"her personal vulnerabilities put her in the high risk category"

The press will be in a frenzy over this. . . .

I heard that he had said that and wondered why we have this modern syndrome where the police feel they have to keep us up to date with everything that's going on. That was one bit of information that would have improved with storage!
Ask yourself if we needed to know that. The answer is no!

Nicola Bulley. My experience of swimming is that mature ladies cannot sink. They will naturally float and clothing although a hinderance adds to flotation. This does not mean women can't drown which is obvious that they can. Unless she set her stall out to add weights to take her to the bottom she would have floated downstream almost immediately. This adds to Ian's question why they, the experts, didn't look downstream as soon as the alert was given.

In my early youth I did a lot of Lifesaving competitions but unfortunately I was one of a very few men who was a natural sinker. OK for a demo party piece but no good for the compulsory swimming requirement.

Having heard more specific information about the lady's problems I am even more strongly of the opinion the police should have kept quiet. It seems to me they were trying to excuse themselves for lack of progress by making out that whatever did happen to her was her fault......

See THIS BBC report of the proceedings in the Georgia courts, part of which have been unsealed and are not good news for the Donald.
"Mr Trump lost to Joe Biden by 11,779 votes in the state of Georgia in 2020. The grand jury probe into his post-election conduct was sparked by an hour-long phone call in January 2021 between Mr Trump and Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, during which the then-president asked Mr Raffensperger to "find" the exact number of votes he needed to flip the results in his favour.