You put that one on about a week ago, Stanley - are you hinting that we aren't paying enough attention?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Aug 2021, 02:53
by Stanley
O dear! Senior moment Peter! Try this one.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Aug 2021, 05:23
by Stanley
A cartoon from the Netherlands.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 Aug 2021, 03:51
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Aug 2021, 03:46
by Stanley
A lorry driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in. One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied. "He just backed his wagon over three motorcycles."
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Aug 2021, 04:53
by Cathy
An oldie but a goodie
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Aug 2021, 05:00
by Stanley
That's what I thought Cathy as I posted it!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Aug 2021, 09:59
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Aug 2021, 10:36
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Aug 2021, 10:37
by Big Kev
Scientists have successfully made a car that can run on Parsley.
They are now attempting to make trains that can run on Thyme.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Sep 2021, 02:59
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Sep 2021, 17:21
by Tripps
The camera cannot lie - as we used to say . . . .
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Sep 2021, 02:57
by Stanley
Very clever!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Sep 2021, 10:07
by Tripps
We also used to say words to the effect that "If my auntie had a beard she'd be my uncle"
I think that needs a bit of a re-think these more enlightened days.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Sep 2021, 03:30
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Sep 2021, 04:23
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 05 Sep 2021, 08:55
by Tizer
That's topical. Apparently truck drivers are going to lose their licences if they damage bridges. It's happening too often now. (That's not a joke, it's news.)