OneGuyFromBarlick

Yes, I'd agree with that one....
I often wonder what difference it makes to your life span if you live alone......

Yup. Quite accurate Cathy.

All good cartoons! The `i' newspaper's cartoon today shows that infamous red bus with the `£350 million for the NHS' message on its side. Boris and Gove are there. Gove is trying to siphon petrol from its tank but he's saying to Boris ``No good, the tank's empty!'

Although this one did make me laugh out loud

Let's find out who that Yorkshire man is and make him PM, he can't be any worse than the present one and he looks smarter too! (Come to think about it, he might be my Uncle George!)

Tizer wrote: ↑25 Sep 2021, 10:25 Let's find out who that Yorkshire man is and make him PM, he can't be any worse than the present one and he looks smarter too! (Come to think about it, he might be my Uncle George!)

Kev, your picture above would be funny if it wasn't so sad. They should ban everyone from filling Jerry cans.

Some Sth. Australian road signs to get your attention while driving on country roads.

One made me gasp, but then I had a good chuckle

I like it.....

So, a bloke goes into a scrapyard and asks the scrap dealer if they have a drivers side door for a 2010 Ford Escort.
The scrap dealer says "We certainly do mate, in fact there's one right there"

The bloke asks how much it is and the scrap dealer replies "£100"

"£100 !!!???" replies the bloke. "The scrap dealer down the road only charges £50 but he doesn't have one in at the moment"

"Well", replies the scrap dealer, "Ours are only £40 when we don't have any"

"Okay", replies the bloke "I'll come back when you haven't got any"

Wonderful - part of my repertoire.

Bernard Manning circa 1970, but his was a Ford Transit van.

Unusually, I haven't heard that one before.....

Sign of the times.
Heard this from a youngster today.
Instead of
“See ya later alligator,
In a while crocodile.”
He said
“See ya later alligator,
Don’t forget your toilet paper.”