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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Oct 2021, 13:36
by Big Kev
Stanley wrote: ↑15 Oct 2021, 13:17
Kev... I knew that but didn't think it was at all funny. Sorry about that!
No worries, chacun à son goût. I didn't think it was particularly funny, I'm with Tripps and postmodern irony

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 15 Oct 2021, 14:47
by Tripps
Stanley wrote: ↑15 Oct 2021, 13:17
do I remember you once telling me about Henderson's Northern Relish made in Sheffield? I
I don't think so but I am aware of it. My catering pack size of L&P is gone now. It lasted me for ages.
Here's the current line up of my 'piquantising' collection.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 02:44
by Stanley
Mine's broadly the same. Haven't tried the Henderson's yet.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 10:57
by Tripps
Stanley wrote: ↑16 Oct 2021, 02:44
Mine's broadly the same.
I bet you haven't got Kicap Manis. It's Indonesian and has soya sauce and traycle in it. very interesting
I bought it by accident when I first started doing internet shopping from Morrisons.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 18:11
by MickBrett
I was a machinist all my working life and so was my father before me.
But looking back over the generations it's clear that my ancestors were skilled at many different trades.
One of the most interesting of these is way way back on my mothers side and they were wig makers to the rich and famous.
I'm lucky enough to be in possession of one of the original pieces of equipment they actually used back in those old times.
It's an old family hair loom.
(sorry)

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 20:23
by Big Kev
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 17 Oct 2021, 02:30
by Stanley
Another good one Mick....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 18 Oct 2021, 04:08
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 03:25
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 04:19
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 03:49
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 23 Oct 2021, 04:23
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 23 Oct 2021, 23:00
by MickBrett
I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Oct 2021, 02:18
by Stanley
The old ones are always the best Mick!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Oct 2021, 09:00
by PanBiker
Ha!you could replace that caption with Boris on the scales and the medical scientific community at the far end.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Oct 2021, 10:04
by Tripps
Sloppy caption - what's a 'climate denier'
The Wikipedia entry for Galileo Galilei is worth a look.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 24 Oct 2021, 12:56
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 25 Oct 2021, 03:05
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 25 Oct 2021, 09:52
by Tizer
That's a good one and very appropriate, Stanley.
Kev, your cartoon is good but I suspect it's a bit too close to reality, judging from how many people fall for very obvious scams!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 25 Oct 2021, 10:27
by Big Kev
Tizer wrote: ↑25 Oct 2021, 09:52
Kev, your cartoon is good but I suspect it's a bit too close to reality, judging from how many people fall for very obvious scams!
A lot of the 'jokes' I share are very close to reality

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 25 Oct 2021, 18:21
by Tripps
I met a girl last night who runs a battery kiosk at a kids playground.
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She sells C cells by the seesaw
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Oct 2021, 02:22
by Stanley
Good God Man! But yes, it's clever.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Oct 2021, 04:11
by Stanley
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 31 Oct 2021, 19:22
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Nov 2021, 03:50
by Stanley