Things I haven't posted about today. I think it's all true - but you never know. Some people tell porkies on the Interweb thingy.
SVB Bank has gone bust. It's been tradng for forty years! Can't find my photo of the queue outside Northern Rock.
Janet Yellen says she will not bail it out. She's the Janet Yellen who just got back from visiting Zelensky in Kiev.
The Treasury have told the major British banks to get a rescue plan in place by tomorrow morning. Most high tech firms wou't be able to pay wages this week. Oh dear- bad luck Cambridge. You need 4 A *'s just to work in the kitchens there, but the cleverest cohort in the country put all their money into just one bank. I'm surprised it wasn't in Bitcoin.
Good job there's no footie on the tele. They'll be busy tonight. I keep reading that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have a lot stashed in that bank, but I think it's just wishful thinking. Not everyone likes them you know.
Zelensky tried to blag an invitation to the Oscars ceremony, but they told him not to bother.
China have ordered 100GW of coal fired power stations, and say they will not reach peak C02 until 2030. We will be carbon neutral by then and the climate crisis will be over, so that doesn't really matter. Hoorah.
Riots in Georgia forced the Government to drop some repressive legislation a few days ago. The former President who led the Rose revolution in 2003 (not a shot was fired) is in prison and close to death due to being poisoned.
The Chancellor used the words Indo - Pacific. I think we may hear them more in the coming years. We - with the help of our new best friends, the French are going to secure the region. The aircraft carrier Queen Elizabeth will lead the job. I am assuming they will fix the propellor shaft and get some aircraft on board before it deploys.
The entire Royal family, plus James Hewitt and Lord Porchester, are sending DNA swabs to Findmypast and the results will be made public on return. They may have to alter the seating plan at the forthcoming Coronation though.
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PS - that last one is made up.