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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Jul 2022, 02:50
by Stanley
:biggrin2: :good: for both....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Jul 2022, 10:35
by Tizer
:good: That's a quacking good joke! :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Jul 2022, 11:10
by Tripps
This made me smile. . . .

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Jul 2022, 11:38
by Big Kev
:biggrin2:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Jul 2022, 11:40
by Big Kev
Overheard comment.

I don't believe in child labour but sometimes they're the only ones who can fix my computer.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Jul 2022, 02:39
by Stanley
:biggrin2: Kev....

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 31 Jul 2022, 04:14
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Aug 2022, 03:37
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Aug 2022, 12:36
by Cathy
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:laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Aug 2022, 16:31
by Big Kev
:biggrin2:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Aug 2022, 16:58
by PanBiker
Ha! we don't often get Chemical/Mathematical jokes. :smile:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Aug 2022, 01:54
by Stanley
You beat me to that comment Ian.... :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Aug 2022, 08:14
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Aug 2022, 09:35
by Tripps
I've had this saved for a long time -seems appropriate to show it now. :smile:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Aug 2022, 10:05
by Big Kev
True story Ken.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Aug 2022, 04:32
by Stanley
Wonderful David. As a long time Snoopy fan it pleases me as well as making me smile.

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Remember, I am a graduate of Camp Snoopy!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Aug 2022, 05:14
by Stanley
Later.... see THIS report which I proffer as a sick joke....

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Aug 2022, 06:54
by Big Kev
Stanley wrote: 03 Aug 2022, 05:14 Later.... see THIS report which I proffer as a sick joke....
A good advertisement for privatisation:upside_down:

The term I heard to describe BP was 'it boils my piss'. Apologies for the profanity but it does.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Aug 2022, 09:42
by Stanley
Did you hear the exec saying that good years balance out the bad...?
Nye Bevan had the answer, we should have control of the commanding heights of the economy and that doesn't mean nationalisation, there are other ways to do it.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Aug 2022, 09:58
by Tizer
Stanley wrote: 03 Aug 2022, 05:14 Later.... see THIS report which I proffer as a sick joke....
An even bigger joke is Exxon's profit for the same quarter, $17.6 billion, twice that of BP and up by 273% on the same period last year.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 04 Aug 2022, 02:45
by Stanley
Meanwhile the poorest in society are drowning in debt and nobody is doing anything meaningful about it. We need government subsidies for food banks, a general increase in benefits to make up for the £20 a week that Sunak clawed back and compulsory stays in poor households for key politicians. People are slowly dying of deprivation and stress out there and they haven't got a voice.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 04 Aug 2022, 02:54
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 06 Aug 2022, 07:33
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Aug 2022, 02:46
by Stanley
I'm afraid all my music when I was young is even older than that. It is too ancient to be considered for the 'Oldies' station Cathy.....

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 07 Aug 2022, 11:16
by Big Kev
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