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I did that in a 'coffee bar' once. I asked for a milky coffee and was given a lecture on the 'proper' name. All intended to mystify coffee and make it possible to charge more for it.

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Cathy... I remember when my cataracts were developing I realised that the partially sighted were not taken into account when designing and printing food labels. Not a joke, a serious handicap.

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Yes Stanley :good: And trying to open some products... don’t get me started.

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Two great jokes! :good:
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This is true but I think deserves to be in this Jokes topic.
Mrs Tiz has just returned from a brief forage in the local Tesco. As we stored away the stuff I heard a moan from her. She'd bought one of those big multi-packs of toilet paper (it was `on offer') and noticed something she'd missed in the supermarket. It's label boasts: `With Rhubarb and Raspberry'! :surprised:
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That would completely baffle me Peter.....

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Yes, Cathy, I did enjoy the telescope cartoon. I think I'll send it to one of the popular astronomy magazines, they should appreciate it too (you have to have a sense of humour to stay up all night lying on cold, wet grass and staring up into space!). :smile:
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