Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Sep 2022, 16:49
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Old fashioned clean jokes
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Sep 2022, 02:16
That's clever Kev..... This is just obvious!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Sep 2022, 09:21
I like the quartz in a galleon, Kev - clever! 
How about this one?...
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
How about this one?...
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Sep 2022, 09:46
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 03:38
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 06:50
Went to a restaurant last night, the waiter said
"For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse”
“Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
“No", he replied.
"It's a sett menu."
"For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse”
“Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
“No", he replied.
"It's a sett menu."
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 07:00
Oh Dear....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 09:07
Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Sep 2022, 09:10
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 03:32
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 09:02
Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both are now in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!
Both are now in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 09:10
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 09:22
That’ll show him. 
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 09:42
I think Kev and Peter have opened their Xmas Crackers early......
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 29 Sep 2022, 16:55
I can do topical
Meteorologists claim this winter will see worst Daily Express weather scaremongering in THIRTY YEARS
Meteorologists claim this winter will see worst Daily Express weather scaremongering in THIRTY YEARS
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 30 Sep 2022, 02:32
That could well be right!
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Posted: 01 Oct 2022, 03:56
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 01 Oct 2022, 20:24
Kowasaki.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Oct 2022, 02:23
I can't remember where it was but I have seen a motorbike being kept in a front room.....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 03 Oct 2022, 08:50
Caption: Liz, don't look now but isn't that Michael Gove over there in the corner whetting his poignard?
[Reference: With thanks to Patrick Kidd of The Times]
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Oct 2022, 03:32
Did you see the report that Gove is rumoured to be in line for the editorship of The Times?
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 04 Oct 2022, 09:11
From the front page of the Daily Star today...
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