OneGuyFromBarlick

That's a good `un, Stanley!
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Caption: Altogether now: `We're all going on a Tory Party dream, Tory Party dream, Tory Party dream....'

...after their meal the two bears sat down for a rest and and to admire the view over the polar sea. Eventually one said to the other `Your stomach keeps making noises but they're not like your usual rumbles' The other bear thought and then said `It sounds more like a ringing sound to me'. `Ah' said the first bear, `I've noticed when we're near humans they often make ringing noises'.

I did consider putting this in the 'scams' thread but it's that bad it's funny

HaHa! I didn't know Liz Truss had Kwasi sending out personal messages - she should have told him to double check before he sent them out.

Not funny in my case, my British Gas Account is a permanent joke!/scam

I was going to tell my joke about herbs and fish but this is neither the thyme nor the plaice.

The sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.

Note the cigar! Coffey & cigars

Environmentalists have criticised the government for employing single use chancellors.

Tizer wrote: ↑13 Oct 2022, 09:23 The sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.

Should we start a Political Jokes thread and keep this one non political?

Why complicate things.....

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