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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 24 Dec 2022, 13:41
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 Dec 2022, 03:41
by Stanley
Pure schmaltz Ken but nowt wrong with that at Xmas.

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 25 Dec 2022, 13:39
by Big Kev
Prosthetic leg for sale, would make a great stocking filler.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 26 Dec 2022, 02:54
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Dec 2022, 04:47
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Dec 2022, 05:57
by Cathy
A Dad Joke

My son told me that he doesnโ€™t understand cloning.
I said โ€˜That makes two of usโ€™

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Dec 2022, 06:07
by Stanley
Clever Cathy. So clever I don't understand it!

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Dec 2022, 08:33
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 27 Dec 2022, 10:26
by Tizer
Stanley wrote: โ†‘27 Dec 2022, 06:07 Clever Cathy. So clever I don't understand it!
Oh Stanley, come on, you know what cloning means! Did you overdo the whisky last night? :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Dec 2022, 04:37
by Stanley
Is that the joke? I dismissed that as being too simple I was looking for a deeper thread!

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Dec 2022, 18:36
by Big Kev
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 28 Dec 2022, 21:35
by Cathy
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 29 Dec 2022, 02:51
by Stanley
Very true......

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 30 Dec 2022, 05:25
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 31 Dec 2022, 04:28
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Jan 2023, 04:33
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 01 Jan 2023, 05:53
by Cathy
Blame the ancient Babylonians, some 4,000yrs ago.
It was their way of keeping in favour with their gods by doing something to better themselves.

And according to Google , these days only 8% of those who make a New Years Resolution, actually sticks to it.

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Jan 2023, 04:18
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 02 Jan 2023, 20:55
by Big Kev
I've ordered mine :biggrin2:
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Jan 2023, 03:00
by Stanley
Include me out..... :biggrin2:

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Jan 2023, 09:43
by Big Kev
I was asked to name examples of two crustaceans,

I said....wait for it....

Kings Crustacean and
Charing Crustacean....

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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 03 Jan 2023, 10:08
by Tizer
I'll bet Wyatt Earp never forgot his trousers. Can you imagine walking into a cowboy saloon dressed like that! :laugh5:

Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 04 Jan 2023, 03:36
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 05 Jan 2023, 04:33
by Stanley
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes

Posted: 06 Jan 2023, 03:47
by Stanley
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(Notice how the sky is brighter on the Starmer side of the image. Is this an indication of bias on the part of the artist?)