Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 23 Feb 2023, 04:01
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Old fashioned clean jokes
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Posted: 25 Feb 2023, 10:25
Just been to the shops and asked if it was OK to pay by card. Shopkeeper said of course, which card do you have?
Six of spades...
Six of spades...
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 25 Feb 2023, 10:49
Re that excuse for a woman the hoyty toyty one featured in your cartoon Stanley. She also said yesterday that folk who cant make ends meet should work more hours. We should take all her allowances off her and make her dig turnips.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Feb 2023, 03:47
I am not arguing with you Ian and have noted her comments about the poor and food banks elsewhere....
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Feb 2023, 10:17
Surely we must be due by now for a U-turn on Brexit and heading back into the EU? 
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Feb 2023, 20:57
Let's see how this one goes
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Feb 2023, 21:52
Lost me. Thinks?
When I first looked at it I drew a blank. Shut down and put the laptop away. Put the kettle on and it came to me' Back to the laptop only to find that Tripps had beaten me to it.
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 26 Feb 2023, 22:01
I really hope it is. . . . 
I've got another vesion -but I won't spoil it.
I've got another vesion -but I won't spoil it.
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 27 Feb 2023, 03:13
We haven't had a winter yet. And yes Peter, Sunak is doing the U turn as we wait for news. That's why his backbenchers are baying for his blood.
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Posted: 27 Feb 2023, 11:10
This is the version which gave me an advantage. 
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Feb 2023, 03:37
Unusual I know but I got it straight away....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Feb 2023, 03:48
We almost tripped over each other there Cathy! Morning Love!
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Feb 2023, 15:40
The new Roald Dahl book is finally out...
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Posted: 28 Feb 2023, 15:45
Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 28 Feb 2023, 17:24
IKEA have a name for their checkout staff
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Posted: 01 Mar 2023, 03:27
I knew a man who taught office administration to young ladies and he always referred to them as his 'slagettes', I never thought it was funny....
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Re: Old fashioned clean jokes
Posted: 02 Mar 2023, 10:16
Oh dear…